niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower


(Source: sixsteen, via egyptianprincess)
heybarto:
capitalism explained by homer simpson… or “capitalism for dummies”
(via gaabbsss)
A Conversation Every Kid w/ Immigrant Parents Has Had
Parents: Look at how these American (white) kids treat their parents. Such neglect and disrespect!
Me: I know
Parents: They don't even bother visiting their parents after growing up--who does that?
Me: I know
Parents: We did not raise you that way, you will not forget us once you have a life/family of your own.
Me: I know
Parents: You are not putting us in a damn nursery home.
Me: I know
Parents: You hear me? Nursery homes are an evil, foreign place.
Me: *sigh*
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of Supernatural and maybe rearrange my room